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Childless septuagenarian bachelor spotted at Disney World

A 70 year-old childless bachelor was spotted enjoying breakfast Sunday morning at “Chef Mickey’s” at the Contemporary Resort at Disney World, a restaurant within the massive theme park complex in which people dressed in costumes as iconic characters from the entertainment giant’s catalog interact with children and families as part of the “magical experience” of the park and its resorts.

The bachelor, who TMZ identifies as South Carolina man Lindsey Graham, was said to have engaged in “a little chit-chat” with a person dressed as chief corporate mascot Mickey Mouse. Asked for comment on why he was on the premises while the American air travel system is on the brink of collapse, Graham told the entertainment outlet he “was invited to a meeting in South Florida on Friday with Trump official Steve Witkoff… to talk about the possibility of normalization between Saudi Arabia and Israel. I went to Orlando to meet friends after. I’m already back in South Carolina.”

“I voted 7 times to fully fund the government. Call a Democrat,” Graham added. It’s not clear if that last part of his statement was prompted with a question or if Graham was feeling preemptively defensive over being asked by a national news outlet what he was doing at Disney World.

Also, air travel mess or not, he’s still a childless, unmarried 70 year-old man visiting Disney World.

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