“Vice President JD Vance is now in charge of ‘FRAUD’ in the United States. It is massive and pervasive, and the job he will be doing, in conjunction with many great people within the Trump Administration, will be a major factor in how great the future of our Country will be. We will call him the ‘FRAUD CZAR,’ and his focus will be ‘EVERYWHERE,’ but primarily in those Blue States where CROOKED DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS, like those in California, Illinois, Minnesota (Somalia beware!), Maine, New York, and many others, have had a ‘free for all’ in the unprecedented theft of Taxpayer Money. The numbers are so large that, if successful, we would literally be able to balance our American Budget. Raids have already started in LA. Good Luck JD!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, giving the post-Faustian husk of a man exactly the kind of fluid and amorphous task his goalpost-moving and pettifoggery soft skills were meant for.

Should go great… That is until he’s reminded why the “Border Czar” and “COVID czar” shit cost both of his immediate predecessors and hobbled their own aspirations to become top dog. Not going to be very hard at all for Jaydee’s Dem opponent – if he even gets the 2028 nomination – to say “Hey you were the fraud czar so why’d you let this bullshit ‘faith-based organization’ in Arkansas loot $10 million so the pastor could lose it all on crypto investments?” And yeah, that’s made up but a real example of some Red State scam that JD let slide will reveal itself as sure as the sun rises.

The evident amphetamine-induced mania continued as Trump then posted “With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, AND MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A ‘GUSHER’ FOR THE WORLD???” Hitler had good days like this too, even well into March 1945.