Categories
Uncategorized

Amazon hits marketplace sellers with 3.5 percent fuel surcharge

“Elevated costs in fuel and logistics have increased the cost of operating across the industry. We have absorbed these increased costs so far. However, similar to other major carriers, when costs remain elevated, we implement temporary surcharges on fulfillment fees to recover a portion of the actual cost increases we are experiencing,” says an “Amazon Seller Central” notice posted Thursday.

“Starting April 17, 2026, a 3.5 percent fuel and logistics-related surcharge will be applied to fulfillment fees across Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) in the US and Canada as well as to Remote Fulfillment with FBA from the US into Canada, Mexico, and Brazil. Starting May 2, 2026, this surcharge will take effect for Buy with Prime in the US and Multi-Channel Fulfillment (MCF) in the US and Canada. Due to the work we have already done together to lower costs, this surcharge is meaningfully lower than other major carriers. The surcharge will be calculated on your fulfillment fees, not on the sale price of your items,” and blah blah blah, the post continued.

Somewhat hilariously, it’s not a blog post, but a topic entry on a message board site the company stood up for its seller community to trade knowledge with each other, and as such the post by moderator “News_Amazon” got one upvote to 42 downvotes. Unlike Disqus you can’t see who upvoted by hovering the cursor over the little thumbs up icon, which is a shame because if it isn’t a mistake by a regular user or the “News_Amazon” account self-upvoting then it’s definitely some dickhead exec with a stake in this division’s earnings simply rubbing it in for the sellers. Maybe outside chance it’s an actual seller who also happens to own a decent amount of Amazon stock too.

Whatever happened, the upvoter’s lucky they’re anonymous as the sellers who responded are fucking pissed. The top reply reads “These fees are never temporary. Please advise how long we should plan them to be part of our cost structure,” to which the “This surcharge will be in place until further notice, and we’ll reassess as conditions evolve.” You already guessed what the sellers then said and that there was no further response from “Dougal_Amazon” in that part of the thread.

Anyway, Amazon claims the surcharge will add an average of 17 cents per package’s shipping cost, cuntishly shifting the burden of deciding whether to pass it along to the consumer or just eat it onto the seller, rather than having the sand to simply add it to the price at checkout – where few if any are ever going to notice if it really is just cents on the dollar added. Because God forbid the company show some leadership and risk the White House noticing – like they did last year when Krazy Karoline responded to reports that Jeff Bozo’s megacorporation would begin informing customers of tariff surcharges by calling such notices a “hostile political act” (when all along it was only meant to apply to an internal B2B partner situation like the above, not regular Amazon retail). Why waste all the crony capital banked by setting about $60 million on fire for that bullshit Melania “documentary” directed by a credibly accused rapist when there are thousands of poor schmucks hawking clothes and kitchenwares and other stuff on the platform who can be collectively burned much more easily?

But if you can set a watch to Amazon taking the path of least #Resistance while still fucking over the digital flea market stall proprietors under their roof then even more reliably you can count on this new surcharge being ignored by the very same actors that used to LOVE this kind of shit:

Because now it’s just regular market forces the president has no control over. Fuel just got more expensive on its own. It’s a challenging environment out there. Learn how business works, libs.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange God Emperor holds impromptu press briefing: Watch live

4 hours ago

“Voters made the wrong choice”

4 hours ago

Massie intros Hegseth impeachment articles

6 hours ago

Nvidia CEO hired top sex scandal specialist PR firm a year ago

6 hours ago

There it is: Trump “Stop the Steal 2026” edition

10 hours ago

Russell Brand gets 10.5 years in the joint following rape conviction

11 hours ago

Jaydee “blamed the Jews for losing the election”: Randy Fine

11 hours ago

Jensen Huang in better shape with Trump than JD Vance

1 day ago

Katie Miller cancels podcast

1 day ago

Todd says he’s investigating Dem “threats”: Sunday Live updates

1 day ago

Mentally ill senior having fun Saturday shitposting on internet

2 days ago

Will Dems even need to nuke the filibuster in 2029?

2 days ago

Top Trump crony Huang targeted by sexy Chicom intel agent

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump complains about losing to NASA

3 days ago

Wiles fired, Stephen Miller promoted to White House Chief of Staff

3 days ago

RNC chair, who just oversaw worst loss in decades, endorsed

3 days ago

“Grand Conspiracy” case’s lead prosecutor resigns

3 days ago

Cybertruck era ends with such poetic timing

3 days ago

President mentally incapable of serving: Fox News exit poll majority

4 days ago

Stock market as volatile as presidential emotions

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Loser snaps at reporters for an indefinite period

4 days ago

Orange Overlord trying to maneuver Hegseth into Senate

4 days ago

Lauren Boebert’s OnlyFans launches just a few years late

4 days ago

Harmeet Dhillon out from Regime DOJ

4 days ago

Russell Brand convicted on rape and sexual assault charges in UK

4 days ago

Trump has “every intention to keep” Hegseth

5 days ago

“Maybe we could get asylum in Israel”

5 days ago

Frau Ingraham would cry if her tear ducts weren’t cauterized shut

5 days ago

NRCC chair Dick Hudson concedes

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump champions ballroom accomplishment

5 days ago

Hegseth firing imminent: CBS

5 days ago

Jaydee posts 604-word jeremiad, admits Iran war doomed GOP

5 days ago

Mike Johnson to return to backbench, Jim Jordan to run for leader

5 days ago

Libs: Owned

5 days ago

Katie Miller didn’t vote

5 days ago

MAGA Evangelical mopes over crushing defeat

6 days ago

MIDTERMAGEDDON 2026: National Zero Special Live Coverage

6 days ago

Netanyahu and minions plan to contest election results

6 days ago

Vote Republican because if THEY killed Charlie Kirk (while Republicans fully controlled DC) then THEY can kill you too

6 days ago

Regime sends criminal target letters to Dems linked to Alaska scam

6 days ago

Guam now a symbol of hope for GOP

6 days ago

MAGA Land not falling for Democratic efforts at outreach

6 days ago

Trump claims he’s ending all aid to Israel

6 days ago

Schmutzler schnooks schmiger’s schmear of approval

6 days ago

Axios tries to find the silver lining

7 days ago

Supreme Court already tosses Trump California ballot case

1 week ago

President of the United States powerless to order the manhunt and arrest of retired teacher running no-budget sham campaign

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Feckless pervert talks about men’s asses some more

1 week ago

Regime takes California ballot case to Supreme Court

1 week ago

Federal judge tosses Reich’s case against Hunterghazi FBI agents

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x