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Team Box-o-Wine shows up at Fed, promptly told to get lost

Prosecutors with alcoholic DC US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro’s office showed up unannounced at the Federal Reserve headquarters on Tuesday because they just can’t let this stupid renovation project shit go, the Wall Street Journal reports, adding that it was a construction workers who told the lawyers they couldn’t let them in without pre-clearance and that was it.

Jesus Christ these fucking people… Seriously. What the hell were construction workers ever going to tell them? These are adults who work in the most important law enforcement office and they think this Nick Shirley bullshit is going to work somehow because it’s apparently all they have left after the grand jury system obviously didn’t work out for them. Actually typed that sentence… Goddamn.

But even if they were allowed in, did they think a construction worker making $37/hour is going to tell them ANYTHING that was somehow going to help them work backward from the criminal conspiracy they think fucking Jerome Powell is… What the fuck would Powell have personally done anyway? They think he’s embezzling plywood and selling it for 40 cents on the dollar in Maryland?

Goddamn it… Shit. One a funny side note, following the lame tresspass attempt the Fed’s general counsel wrote to Pirro reminding her she was already ordered to fuck off by Judge James Boasberg last month but should she “wish to challenge that finding, the courts provide an avenue for you; it is not appropriate for you to try to circumvent it. I ask that you commit not to seek to communicate with my client outside the presence of counsel.” That lawyer is none other than Robert K Hur, the former federal prosecutor who served as Biden documents clusterfuck special counsel.

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