Ivanka Fujimori leads ahead of Peruvian presidential runoff

Peruvian fascist ~~Ivanka~~ Keiko Fujimori, daughter of former dictator Alberto Fujimori, took a lead in the ongoing count in the first round of the Andean country’s presidential election on Wednesday, pulling ahead of leftist congressman Roberto Sanchez’s 12.1 percent, right-wing former Lima mayor Rafael Lopez Aliaga at 11.9 percent and center-lefie Jorge Nieto in fourth at 11.1 percent, Reuters reports.

It’s not clear when Keiko will be arrested and imprisoned, but probably after she takes office.

Ivanka Fujimori leads ahead of Peruvian presidential runoff

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