The restless, weary husk of a discount airline that drifts among the living may finally transition out of our realm into the eternal soon as CNBC reports that Spirit Airlines may liquidate any day now.
The ghastly, cursed wraith of a carrier declared bankruptcy twice in just the past year but the ferryman beckons them to save the two pence toll for the journey ‘cross Acheron and into the void, for the Orange God King’s call to war hath deprived them of treasure to fuel the fires of chariots!
Woe! So much toil! So much grief! Yet Poseidon cares not for thou pleadings nor bargains! Curse him, praise him, blind thyself to his wrath, it matters none! Fair Icarus plunged all the same!