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“This National Crime Victims Week, my Administration reaffirms our unwavering support for every American who has suffered at the hands of violent criminals. Their stories strengthen my resolve to seek swift and unrelenting justice for those who harm our citizens and to uphold law and order across every corner of our Nation. Since returning to office, I have worked every day to fulfill my promise to the American people to restore public safety. I immediately took action to secure the border and end the invasion of criminal illegal aliens into our country. I deployed federal resources to secure America’s most dangerous cities to make them safe and beautiful again – because to truly live in the land of the free, you cannot live in fear in your own neighborhood. I also signed the One Big Beautiful Bill into law, which bolsters the funding, resources, and manpower of our Border Patrol and Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers to further empower them to arrest and deport illegal criminals” and blah blah blah, says convicted felon President Trump’s White House in an anodyne official statement, emphasis added on a glaring fuckup by his junior comms staffers.

It’s the “Working Families Tax Cuts Act,” you idiots. The whole goddamned GOP hasn’t been working their asses off on changing the name on TV – not to mention passing a goddamned non-binding resolution to change the name, lol – so get your act together and de-brand it properly!

These pikers also failed to mention any of the horrors the biggest crime victim of them all has suffered over the years. “National Crime Victims Week” is already a messaging failure given all the other self-inflicted distractions preventing an orderly exercise of presidential power to create a news cycle singularly painting Dems as the party of crime, so why not at least get some fan service in.

All that said, they did manage to insultingly lie about ICE and CBP making cities safer. That counts.

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