It’s no wonder Mike Lawler sounds like such a dick here. You would too if a new mega-budget biopic honoring the utterly vile pederast you worship got absolutely fucking destroyed by critics AND this woman who doesn’t want to talk about why the movie might actually be good keeps pestering you, won’t even let you whatabout the Iran war with Obama-Libya-Benghazi the same thing this or that.
Of course a grown adult in a high-stress profession can take some disappointment and a needling some pain in the ass newslady who libs no longer respect as much as they used to before they got to know and dislike her Fig Newton-brained weakling of a husband. It’s those things in quick succession, basically together, like right before Lawler went live he checked the Rotten Tomatoes page on his phone and saw that Michael is up to 33 percent on 79 reviews so it’s pretty much the ballgame, only to have her break his balls over the fat orange rapey idiot in the White House’s monumentally stupid reckless war that she knows full well he doesn’t actually support either then…
Well it’s enough to make a man want to snap and Moonwalk the fuck out of here.