The Daily Mail wasn’t ever going to not headline this story “Lesbian sex secrets of Kristi Noem’s ICE leader: Ex lover claims jealous rages over men, screaming through hotel walls… and vile tight bodysuit demand,” putting the salaciousness about the MAGA scumbag up front as they are wont to do, but leaving it to the article that she’s running in the Ohio 9th District GOP primary – as well as disabuse anyone who read too fast of the notion that Noem had an affair with Madison Sheahan too.

‼️ Ted Nugent ENDORSES MAGA Conservative Madison Sheahan for OH-09.

“You want real Ohio and real America? Madison Sheahan, District 9, Northwest Ohio.” Ted Nugent

Vote for Conservative Madison Sheahan in the May 5th Republican Primary.@TedNugent pic.twitter.com/7bnXhsLuUx

— Sheahan For Ohio (@TeamSheahan) April 23, 2026

Just gonna leave that one there all by itself.

Anyway Sheahan, 29, who until January served as Deputy ICE Director in convicted felon President Trump’s regime, is accused of abusive, domineering girlfriend to another MAGA zoomer in a relationship that began during the twilight days of the 2020 campaign. The woman, then 19, tells the Mail that Sheahan, then 23, hosted a house party for young Trump Ohio staffers and talked her into bed. By the end of the next month both had been deployed to Georgia to try to protect the ultimately doomed seats held by now-former Senators David “Chickenshit” Perdue and Kelly “Left-eye” Loeffler but were stationed in separate parts of the Peach State. The younger woman texted Sheahan a pic of herself wearing a tight black outfit as she got ready to go out with other staffers.

“She lost it on me… It went from her saying, ‘Have fun, have a great night,’ to ‘What the fuck, you’re not gonna fucking go. Are you actually fucking serious? I’m not gonna talk to you again,'” the younger woman told the Mail. Again this was November 29, 2020, six or seven weeks after they first hooked up and already Sheahan was acting like Corey Lewandowski or Cory Mills or… Is there another Republican Corey/Cory who’s abusive and domineering toward younger MAGA women?

Sheahan was not feeling threatened by other women in the group. It was men she was worried about moving in on her teenage squeeze. The younger woman recalled Sheahan telling her “This is why I don’t like to date people who aren’t gay.” And yet it continued for two years until ending in acrimony over repeated occurrences of this kind of deranged behavior from a likely future GOP congresswoman.