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Human cancer announces he’s been treated for cancer

In a tweet that he hasn’t yet bothered to repost in English, Israeli dictator and fugitive war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu on Friday wrote “Today, my annual medical report was published. I requested to delay its publication by two months so that it would not be released at the height of the war, in order not to allow the Iranian terror regime to spread even more false propaganda against Israel.”

l’etat c’est moi, toujours, fucking prick. Eventually “Bibi” cuts to the chase, writing that “Upon examination, it turned out to be a very early stage of a malignant tumor, with no spread or metastases whatsoever. Doctors told me that this is very common among men my age, and that there are two options: 1 – It doesn’t have to be treated; it is possible to remain under monitoring alone. You can live with it, and many do so. 2 – Undergo treatment and remove the problem. You already know me. When I’m given information in time about a potential danger, I want to address it immediately. This is true on the national level and also on the personal level,” with that last part being maybe kind of not true considering scattered reports of ignored warnings prior to October 7th.

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