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“Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana is a disloyal disaster. His entire past campaign for the Senate was about ‘TRUMP,’ how he’s with me all the way, and then, after winning, he turned around and voted to IMPEACH me for something that has now proven to be total ‘bullshit!’ He knew that at the time, but didn’t care. Bill Cassidy is a sleazebag, a terrible guy, who is BAD FOR LOUISIANA. Now he’s going to get CLOBBERED, hopefully, in today’s BIG election, by two great people!! VOTE TODAY FOR JULIA L.”

“She Is a winner who will NEVER let you down. I LOVE LOUISIANA, won it all three times, and got the most votes in its history, by far (A record!!!), despite its big time and ‘storied,’ political past. THE ELECTION IS TODAY – please get out and VOTE!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday as Cassidy faces his ignominious end for having accidentally done the right thing once back in 2021 before returning to the dark side four years later. Cassidy is probably – though not 100 percent definitely – screwed. Letlow’s kind of a douchebag artificially propped up by fat Donald and, as Trump mentioned with the “two great people,” it’s a three-way election so there’s a path where the MAGA vote gets split between Letlow and state Treasurer John Fleming… which then leads to a June 27 runoff if none of them gets a majority. That might be considerably tougher for Cassidy.

Also note the fat fucking idiot confusing “voted to IMPEACH” with what Cassidy actually did, which was vote to convict Trump at the Senate trial. The House votes on articles of impeachment.

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