Memphis man says he was imprisoned on Epstein Island recently

A Memphis man tells CBS News that he and an associate were duct-taped and thrown in a “dungeon” by Epstein Island’s new owners after landing on the cursed patch last month. Benjamin Owen, 44, doesn’t believe he and fellow anti-sex-trafficking activist Ryan Dalton were “supposed to leave that island alive.” In reality the two were trespassing and were handed over to US Virgin Islands Police by staff of an LLC owned by the island’s new proprietor, billionaire Stephen Deckoff, who is supposedly developing the notoriously cursed place into a luxury resort.

Memphis man says he was imprisoned on Epstein Island recently

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