Comey trial pushed back to October

A federal judge in Virginia on Tuesday granted former FBI Director James Comey’s motion to move his July trial over the pitifully fucking stupid “8647” seashells “threat” to October 21st, All Rise’s Adam Klasfeld reports, adding that the longer timeline was specifically requested so that Comey can file motions to dismiss the indictment. Probably not a good sign for the “case” against Jim.

Comey trial pushed back to October

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Old Man Trump telling tall tales to his willing fools again

Bloated corpse to be examined by doctors once again

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Surrender spun as victory

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Memphis man says he was imprisoned on Epstein Island recently

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Don Jr remembers perfunctory campaign pledge

Jim Jordan squashes Blanche subpoena by one vote

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Thomas Massie retired by the vengeful Orange Allah

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State Department unfollows Rubio on Twitter

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