Ted Cruz, now and then

Just filled my tank. In Texas, gas is $3.99 a gallon.

Hey Gavin—the problem isn’t Chevron, it’s California’s stupid energy policies…. pic.twitter.com/wEOWHsm9Qq

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 26, 2026

This isn’t just the most expensive Thanksgiving meal to date – Americans will also pay the most at the pump.

Gas will cost $3.68 – 20 cents more per gallon than last year.
#BidenFlation https://t.co/LJU1lfQRqS

— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) November 17, 2022

Russian Duma allows central banks to set up own drone defenses

John Cornyn and allies spent $92 million to lose by 27.6 percent

Military pew-pews yet another “drug boat” in Pacific

Cornhole nearly breaks down before vowing to support Paxton

Ken Paxton defeats John Cornyn in Texas Senate runoff

K$H fires analyst who didn’t label 2017 Scalise shooting terrorism

Multiple deaths reported in Washington State paper mill implosion

Maine Secretary of State blocks anti-trans ballot measure

WATCH LIVE: NASA holds Lunar base press conference

Canadian doctor disciplined for driving patient he met up with in a Tim Horton’s parking lot to get euthanized at local morgue

Supreme Leader informs populace of his PERFECT health condition

“President Trump’s regime, um, his administration”

Comey trial pushed back to October

Federal court blocks Alabama 2026 gerrymander

US-Saudi venture seeks to replicate Iranian Shahed drones

Dog shoots innocent bystander

Let’s see how our president is doing this morning…

US bombs Iran again “during the ongoing ceasefire”

Old Man Trump telling tall tales to his willing fools again

Bloated corpse to be examined by doctors once again

Breitbart reports it’s pathetic when a Democrat says the same thing

Surrender spun as victory

Netanyahu tells Trump he can do whatever he wants in Lebanon

Movie Night Saturday: Mission Impossible

Elon, somewhat understandably, lost his shit over The Boys finale

White House propaganda app now required for federal phones

Remember when Obama said “57 states”? That was funny

Hawaii’s Big Island hit with 6.0 magnitude earthquake

Fat idiot to shake things up with new attack on Iran: Axios

WATCH LIVE: Trump embarrasses Mike Lawler

Golf > Don Jr’s wedding

Tulsi resigns from Trump Regime

Tom Emmer should wipe the, uh, stuff off of his chin, it’s really gross

Orange Manfred continues spurning his former courtiers

Colorado officials find ICE propaganda is terrorist incitement

Axios profiles top business guru’s clever, unorthodox income

Memphis man says he was imprisoned on Epstein Island recently

Congress goes on recess over $1.776 billion MAGA slush fund

Senior not sure he can skip golf for Don Jr’s wedding

Mortgage rates climb to 6.51 percent, highest since

Don Jr remembers perfunctory campaign pledge

Jim Jordan squashes Blanche subpoena by one vote

Orange goes deeper in the red on approvals in QU poll

House cancels Iran vote over “attendance issues,” ballroom DOA

Top Cornyn advisor posts hilarious meme

Orange Baby screams over Senate Parliamentarian “brutalizing us”

Raul Castro officially indicted

Graham Platner 48 – Concern Lady 41 in Maine: poll

The president said more stupid, demented shit on Wednesday