Milli Vanilli cancel performance at Regime's 250th celebration fair

God it is so fucking on-brand that the infamous duo were even considered for a Trump Regime show but yeah, 7 News DC’s Scott Thurman reports Milli Vanilli, the lip synching assclowns who were a dated joke 30 years ago, have backed out of the “Great American State Fair” concert series on the National Mall as part of the “America 250” celebrations in DC over the next few weeks.

Morris Day and Young MC have also backed out. Poison’s Brett Michaels (or, wait was Michaels in Motley Crue? Who gives a shit) and Vanilla Ice are still billed. Of fucking course they picked Vanilla Ice because how the hell else are the fanboys going to fap without “ICE, ICE baby”?

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