Categories
Uncategorized

MAGA Land worked by blatant right wing media payola once again

“Ask any white liberal voter anywhere about their political priorities. They will tell you abortion, trans rights, migrant rights, and tax the billionaires. It’s never about education, filth, crime, economic growth, or more efficient government. They just don’t care about these things. That’s why it is so difficult to appeal these people” – Top comment on the Saturday Breitbart piece “Exclusive – Maine Gubernatorial Candidate Jonathan Bush: Voters Are ‘Sick to Death of the Current Governor'”

Good Lord that is the most generic MAGAbrainGPT load of shit that could’ve been pasted into any thread, no matter what the article said. Also lol at the “tax the billionaires” part, like that doesn’t poll well as a generalized statement universally or in the MAGAverse, who are supposed to be opposed to the plutocratic elites of the Republican Party like the Romneys, the Kochs, the Cheneys, etc.

And, of course, the Bushes. Now you miiiiight not have immediately registered it when it said “Jonathan Bush” in the headline given that, while not on the level of Smith or Goldberg or Lopez, it’s also far from the most distinctive or unique of surnames. There’s Heisman Trophy winner and later NFL star running back Reggie Bush, semi-popular TV actress Sophia Bush, former Dem Missouri Congresswoman Cori Bush, and famed 20th century physicist Vannevar Bush, just to name a few of the legitimately famous people with the nom-de-shrub with no close or meaningful relation – or any at all – to the 41st and 43rd presidents. However if you don’t click through then Maine should at least stick out given the Bush family’s long-established summer vacation base in Kennebunkport.

If you do click through to the Breitbart article then, well, there is ZERO goddamned mistaking Jonathan Bush’s familial provenance. He looks like a vat-grown clone of the man whom a quick Google search reveals to be his uncle, George Herbert Walker. Of course that Google search is required because at no point whatsoever in the article does Breitbart come within miles of even so much as hinting at that familial connection whilst “exclusively” hyping Bush’s nascent campaign.

“I was literally walking through our own sort of ‘Zombie Alley’ here in Portland, Maine yesterday, with a reporter and talking to the addicts just shooting up right in front of me, taking dumps right in front of me, just tragically… and the cops not allowed to arrest them,” Bush told Breitbart’s star political correspondent Matthew Boyle in the big interview, adding “We had a beauty recently. Somebody advocating for…one of the front-runners on the Democratic side, making gas stoves illegal.”

MAGAbrainGPT again. Complete fucking nonsense that has virtually no real world policy nexus, showing this was money well spent by Jonathan to get Breitbart to help hype his candidacy. Money that will have been wasted when convicted felon President Trump finds out who Jonathan is and goes out of his way to endorse some other scumbag in the Maine GOP gubernatorial primary.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange Van Winkle makes life more difficult for Knickerbocker fans

12 hours ago

“We’ll give Trump plenty of time to accomplish what he needs to”

18 hours ago

San Francisco burglary via Waymo still unsolved five months later

22 hours ago

Fat sack of Cheez-Whiz visits worshippers in Wisconsin: Live video

2 days ago

Regime hypothetically threatens to destroy Statue of Liberty

2 days ago

Todd Blanche promises “roadblocks” to future cases against Trump

2 days ago

The Andrew formerly known as Prince scammed free rental income

2 days ago

Mental child hallucinates phantom plaintiff

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Another presidential proof of life appearance

3 days ago

John Bolton to plead guilty

3 days ago

Gateway Pundit turns on Trump’s Alabama Senate pick Moore

3 days ago

Fat baby cries about California, won’t do anything about it

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Decaying mind spews bullshit for first time in a week

4 days ago

Pennsylvania volunteer firefighter was the arsonist the whole time

4 days ago

Republican towns urged to apply to DOJ’s “Model Cities Initiative”

4 days ago

Rapidly deteriorating senior insists everything fine with him, nation

4 days ago

Regime ends home heating electric conversion rebate program

4 days ago

Spain’s Crown Princess earns combat paratrooper badge

4 days ago

Humble Kevin Cramer ain’t some flashy, flamboyant big city senator

4 days ago

New Jersey GOP Senate nominee has -$23.71 in campaign cash

4 days ago

“Everyone said it was going to be $300, $400 a barrel”

4 days ago

Fox News regrets to report horrific news for America

4 days ago

BREAKING: Scott Pelley to start YouTube channel and Substack

4 days ago

More shit blown up during ceasefire

4 days ago

Todd Blanche testifies to House Oversight: Watch Live

5 days ago

Andy Ogles deletes gay-bashing post

5 days ago

Trump to brick random bank accounts because “fraud”

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Mehmet Oz fills in for Krazy Karoline

5 days ago

President makes important new self-contradictory statement

5 days ago

Ted Cruz confident American voters will ignore gas prices and focus on the bigger picture of depriving Iran of a nuclear weapon

5 days ago

Ken Paxton divorce trial cancelled

5 days ago

“The Biggest Threat to JD Vance Is Spencer Pratt”

5 days ago

“Firm pledge” about as soft as you know what

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Rubio testifies before Senate committee

5 days ago

Orange Pharaoh appoints Fannie Man as Acting DNI

5 days ago

Minnesota GOP holds moment of silence for Derek Chauvin

5 days ago

Yes, everything will work out in the end for the White House staff

5 days ago

Iranian official says return to war “inevitable”

5 days ago

Iowa MAGA Congresswoman admits war a “political liability”

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Super-important Dem primary debate in NY-10

6 days ago

“You’re fucking crazy”

6 days ago

Regime to pull plug on $1.776 billion “weaponization” slush fund

6 days ago

Trump claims Netanyahu to stop ruining his shitty “peace talks”

6 days ago

“We have to put America first, and if you don’t love this country, get out”: MAGA Congresswoman on opposition to Trump’s Iran war

6 days ago

K$H’s girlfriend sues MS Now over use of anonymous sources

6 days ago

Iran pulls the plug on peace talks

6 days ago

US hits Iranian targets again

6 days ago

Newsmax reports voters are stupid, not paying attention to Dow

6 days ago

Orange Shitbag celebrates his bricking of functional government

7 days ago

MAGA Land worked by blatant right wing media payola once again

7 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x