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Orange Pharaoh appoints Fannie Man as Acting DNI

For those who thought Tulsi Gabbard sucked as Director of National Intelligence and that convicted felon President Trump could not have picked someone more unqualified for the job, well does he have some awesome news for you: “I am appointing the Director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, and Chairman of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac, William J Pulte, to serve as Acting Director of National Intelligence. William has deep experience managing the most sensitive matters in America, the safety and soundness of the Markets, and over 10 Trillion Dollars at Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac, a substantial increase from where it was just 12 months ago. During this period, he will remain Director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, and Chairman of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac.”

“Congratulations to Director Pulte!” Trump then concluded in the Truth Social post affirming support for the man who nearly got the shit beaten out of him by Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, sold Trump on both the batshit stupid 50-year mortgage and the post an AI slop depicting himself as Jesus ideas. That’s the guy who’s going to lead the nation’s most important intelligence agencies while also continuing to handle the job of running its federal home financing infrastructure.

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