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Humble Kevin Cramer ain’t some flashy, flamboyant big city senator

Real hard-workin’ God-fearin’ salt-o-the-North Dakota plains Senator Kevin Cramer ain’t gonna opine on matters outside his humble station in life, tellin’ them high-fallutin’ narrators at the CNBC picture news service that he’s not what them city folk call a “constitutional expert” so he’s gonna keep his dang trap shut when it come to the question of President’s legal authority to send the doughboys to fight against the Persians in some myserious, far-ways desert land.

Ughhh, what a dick. On the other hand it was funny how Cramer was pretty much a flat no on whether Bill “Fannie Man” Pulte would ever be confirmed to Director of National Intelligence, which was a contrast from how his colleague Bill Hagerty glazed the short little bastard to the hosts.

In related news, Punchbowl reports that Dem Virginia Senator Mark Warner is not fucking around and has told Majority Leader John Thune flat-out that the Ds will pull out of the must-pass FISA renewal bill if Pulte is not immediately removed from the post. The law expires in nine days.

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