US resumes bombing Iran

American projectiles hit multiple targets across Iran early Thursday local time, in what Fox News’s Jennifer Griffin (the normal woman who’s an actual journalist) reports is a “feeling is that another night of air strikes may bring the Iranians back to the table,” from insider the Trump regime.

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