Officials at the NRSC have filed a formal complaint with the Federal Election Commission demanding an investigation into Alaska Republican candidate Dan Sullivan as his presence on the ballot threatens to royally fuck incumbent Alaska Republican Senator Dan Sullivan, Semafor reports.
The complaint alleges Amber Lee, a consultant who has previously worked for top Dem candidate former Congresswoman Mary Peltola, has not been paid for work on the not-Senator Dan Sullivan’s fake campaign… which would make sense if she never actually did any work for his campaign.
The NRSC claims that metadata in the press release PDF points to Lee’s firm as having authored it, demanding that there be some kind of sanctions brought against Peltola for the blatant, LBJ-in-1930s-Texas-level fuckery. All of it would seem a lot more serious if (A) That Republicans wouldn’t have done the same thing if they could’ve found some QAnon fan MAGAlaskan also named Mary Peltola to run as a Democrat (B) If they think that people are going to give a shit that this Amber Lee ever worked for Peltola and, most importantly, (C) That the GOP themselves aren’t responsible for the 21st century FEC being fucking mall cops who couldn’t do anything even if they caught Peltola outside of a polling place personally handing out $100 bills to anyone who promised to vote for her.