“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

“Iran has agreed to never have a Nuclear Weapon! Also, the story that the US is paying Iran 300 million Dollars is Fake News, put out by the Dumocrats!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday.

“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

Hahahahaha! Good one Greg!

Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

White House Axios Secretary Barak Ravid gives Trump-Iran update

“Void” is catchier than “expunge”: Luna’s intra-cranial focus group

Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

Orange Tyrant screams at Iranians for “leaking” to “fake news”

Randy Fine laments Ammonites’ rejection of the Orange Yahweh

K$H sics agents on Ohio voter rights organization

“The aluminum chassis, while almost identical, has holes that are machined with a slightly different pattern”: Trump T1 necropsy

Newsmax reports DOGE cutting gay trans fly breeding program

Majority of Evangelicals oppose war in Iran: Reuters/Ipsos poll

Kennedy Center puppet board seeks stay of Trump name removal

Mediocre white guys slapfighting on Twitter again

Regime plans lame duck “expunge” of Trump impeachments: WSJ

“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

New York Post reports Nazi-curious degenerate unfit for office

Federal judge finds Ken Paxton sued ActBlue to retaliate against them for funding Dem campaigns to public office, tosses case

Mysterious “8647” crop circles appear on National Mall

Pasadena PD releases video of cop-on-cop “horseplay” shooting

Fannie Man already pushed aside at DNI

Colorado wildfire a lesson on not crashing a plane onto dry brush

TACO post drops like clockwork

Apex of masculine dominance falsely advertised as dancing during “tele-rally” in which he will only address audience via speakerphone

Lefty perennial NYC candidate acquitted in ICE gulag stunt

Jaydee to join The View next week

Ben Shapiro tweets diagram of his media career

Republican Indiana sheriff indicted for campaign sign fuckery

Tehran threatens Ketamine Brain’s Middle East assets

The fake news is Iran’s best defense: President on Fox News

Wholesale inflation beats expectations