Orange God Emperor cancels landmark bill signing

“Today’s Housing News Conference and Signing is hereby cancelled until such time as we pass the desperately needed SAVE AMERICA ACT, which I consider to be a National Emergency,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, destroying a bipartisan victory over a tantrum.

Iranians attack Singaporean cargo vessel

Crowd size now fun to lie about again

Rick Scott urges Americans to see past the facts and evidence

Supreme Court rules lower courts cannot block TPS revocations

Federal judge nukes Trump election executive order

Arizona food bank demand up 8 percent since last year

Seat of global power uses “mutilization” in official communication

Venezuela earthquake death toll at least 164

Orange God Emperor cancels landmark bill signing

Dan Sullivan sues to run against Dan Sullivan

MAGA Congressman assumes Trump has evidence of pool plot

Iranians now even more better off than they were a year ago

UK cuffs thousands with alcohol ankle monitors during World Cup

Amphibians do eat algae, so maybe Trump’s onto something here

Cocaine Mitch’s staff insists he’s still alive

Axios reports Maine Dems have a growing mess on their hands

WATCH LIVE: Scared grownups surround tantrum-prone toddler

Federal judge nukes Regime subpoenas to Walk, Frey, Ellison

Detroit transit safety officer fired for complaining about bus driver effing supervisor on job, other top official drunkenly chasing pigeon

Comer still dumber than the sow he lost his virginity to in 1989

Dem leads Iowa Senate race 47 to 45 percent: poll

Alan Greenspan’s lifespan is over

Fox News reports they got her now

Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

President to sue treasonous criminals

Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool

Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

Scientology seizes control of public street

Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

Trump threatens Americans with a good time

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

“Incensed by the dissent”

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary