Paxton and Talarico tied in Texas: NYT/Siena poll

Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and Dem candidate James Talarico are tied at 47 percent in a New York Times/Siena survey of likely voters in the Lone Star State’s senate contest.

MAGA Congressman says Nawth Kawreans coming in via Canada

Paxton and Talarico tied in Texas: NYT/Siena poll

WATCH LIVE: Orange Loser falls asleep some more

“This Case is really against the United States of America”

Los Supremos spike Trump bid to fire Fed Gov Lisa Cook

Supreme Court allows late mail-in ballots to count

Trump’s EJ Carroll overturn bid rejected by Supreme Court

Amy Acton 47 – Da Vek 44 in Ohio gov race: AARP poll

“The criminally made algae is gone”

Total RINO says US shouldn’t just deport scores of Haitians

Orange Ayatollah makes some more empty, impotent threats to Iran

MAGA Z-lister arrested for publicly spanking it at America 250 fest

Iranian drones hit Bahrain

WATCH LIVE: Cult and their Antichrist talk real about Biblical values

Crimea under state of emergency due to Ukrainian attacks

Trump retcons MAGA poll’s approval rating by 15 percent

Listen to Brainworms trying to bribe Libertarian out of Iowa race

Dem trails Republican by 1 percent in Stefanik’s Trump +20 district

John Bolton to plead guilty on Friday

SPOILER ALERT: The Iranians already said they ain’t buying shit

DC judge finds Trump regime violated Epstein files law

Jaydee asserts Watergate would not have taken down Trump

Iranians attack Singaporean cargo vessel

Crowd size now fun to lie about again

Rick Scott urges Americans to see past the facts and evidence

Supreme Court rules lower courts cannot block TPS revocations

Federal judge nukes Trump election executive order

Arizona food bank demand up 8 percent since last year

Seat of global power uses “mutilization” in official communication

Venezuela earthquake death toll at least 164

Orange God Emperor cancels landmark bill signing

Dan Sullivan sues to run against Dan Sullivan

MAGA Congressman assumes Trump has evidence of pool plot

Iranians now even more better off than they were a year ago

UK cuffs thousands with alcohol ankle monitors during World Cup

Amphibians do eat algae, so maybe Trump’s onto something here

Cocaine Mitch’s staff insists he’s still alive

Axios reports Maine Dems have a growing mess on their hands

WATCH LIVE: Scared grownups surround tantrum-prone toddler

Federal judge nukes Regime subpoenas to Walk, Frey, Ellison

Detroit transit safety officer fired for complaining about bus driver effing supervisor on job, other top official drunkenly chasing pigeon

Comer still dumber than the sow he lost his virginity to in 1989

Dem leads Iowa Senate race 47 to 45 percent: poll

Alan Greenspan’s lifespan is over

Fox News reports they got her now

Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

President to sue treasonous criminals

Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool