French court ubans Marine Le Pen from office

Reich-y French politician Marine Le Pen can run for president again next year – while wearing an electronic ankle monitor – a Paris appeals court ruled on Tuesday, France24 reports. The bad news for her is that her embezzlement conviction was upheld and she’s still doing a year on house arrest.

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