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Qatar Force One was under a specific threat in Turkey: NYT

Apparently feeling free to report whatever the want now that convicted felon President Trump’s regime withdrew their subpoenas to the New York Times on Thursday rather than letting a judge quash them, the Gray Lady on Friday printed a story confirming that the fat bastard was under specific threat from Iranian proxies while in Turkey earlier this month, prompting him to switch from Qatar Force One to the real Air Force One upon leaving Ankara at the Secret Service’s urging.

Again, it was pretty goddamned obvious that something like that was happening when the entire White House press pool landed in England and switched to Qatar Force One so the very non-specific nature of the “leak” was always going to be pointless. Yet the fat bastard melted down nonetheless, ruining FBI Director K$H Patel’s weekend with a fruitless witch hunt. And now the Times printed the story.

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