"How to Lose Friends and Antagonize Presidents" by Thom Tillis

Not-really-all-that brave or courageous Republican soon-to-be-ex-Senator Thomas Tillis has written a memoir of the last year or so since he gave up on his reelection campaign and all-but certainly handed a moderately-safe GOP seat over to the Democrats. That is seriously the title in the headline too and lol it sucks so much. Might as well make a few bucks in royalties despite that, right?

“How to Lose Friends and Antagonize Presidents” by Thom Tillis

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