“Our beautiful World War II Memorial was just hit by Spray Painting Vandals. THERE CAN BE NO GREATER INSULT TO THOSE AMERICAN HEROES WHO DIED IN WORLD WAR II. First the Reflecting Pool, now this. We are on their trail! Where do these animals come from???” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday. Surprisingly, Trump wasn’t just making it up as an unidentified woman reportedly really did spray paint “Clean hands, dirty money” and her or another individual or individuals dumped soap in the fountains, turning the somber basins into oversized bubble baths.

WWII MEMORIAL DEFACED: Bright pink spray paint reading “Clean hands, dirty money” was found scrawled across the hallowed National Mall memorial on Thursday.

The memorial's fountain was also tampered with, overflowing with bubbles, prompting U.S. Park Police to block off the area… pic.twitter.com/ib8SOWDQAC

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 14, 2026

Thought for a second there that maybe some MAGA voters had spray painted swastikas to protest Nazi Germany’s defeat 81 years ago and that’s why Trump had neglected to include any such images in his post. Also odd is how he didn’t immediately declare the vandals to be commie Antifa terrorists. Even if “clean hands, dirty money” coupled with the (disgraceful) choice of target is kind of vague it’s a shorter leap from there to hardcore leftist anarchism than it is any other ideology.

Not odd at all is how Trump was completely full of shit about how his National Guard and Park Police deployments would deter this kind of crime from happening, just another one of the countless examples of the fat fuck talking a big game only to end up looking like the saggy-titted fraud he is.