“There are no talks or conversations going on, or scheduled, with the Islamic Republic of Iran. The Naval Blockade remains in full force and effect. The Hormuz Strait is open and operating. All water mines have been removed or detonated,” posted the Holy Lord of Peace and Prosperity on Tuesday.
The top reply to the 21st century Jesus’s post is a meme that reads “We had a choice between a nuclear armed Iran or a temporary spike in gas prices. And since some of you can’t decide if you’re a man or a woman, Trump made the decision for you,” in white text against a generic starry background. Wasn’t worth mentioning for any reason besides that this is what passes for a “banger” meme these days, the killer lib-owning quip tucked in under the grudging admission of reality intruding upon the alternate one MAGAmerica lives in. Must really suck for them these days.