“Now that we have it under USA control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be ‘hotter’ than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, as though he were asking permission from the American public instead of simply going ahead and signing the order already.
Like why not just do it? It’s not like Google and Apple are going to take more than a few days to get on board and dutifully apply the change to their map apps as commanded to by the Regime. Go ahead and declare the Strait of Hormuz to be the “Strait of Trump,” and celebrate yet another major win for the American people. Hell the media might even very quickly embrace this one, printing headlines like “US Navy chopper shot down over Strait of Trump,” “Iranians fire another volley of missiles over the Strait of Trump,” and so on. That will definitely help it stick in people’s minds.