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Orange Fuhrer bans CNN, MS Now, and Politico from White House

“I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW (who recently changed their name from MSNBC due to lack of viewership and credibility!), and Politico (The recipients of an illegal and ridiculous $8 Million Dollar subscription, an All Time Record, directly from the United States Government, under Crooked Joe Biden, in order to keep them ‘alive.’ Seems like corruption to me!), from the White House as a result of their constant ‘reporting’ FAKE NEWS!”

“Media Outlets shouldn’t be able to constantly write or report FICTION and LIES when they’re covering the President of the United States, the Trump Administration, or the United States of America. Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow,” posted the fat attention whore on Friday.

Lol at Politico, they kinda had it coming. CNN far less so, MS Now not at all. Trump will probably ban Axios next for only calling this a 5D chess move rather than a 15D chess move. Then CBS News will get the boot for making his scalp under his hair plugs too shiny during an interview with Tony Dorkupil that took three hours but was edited down to 20 minutes by Bari Weiss’s team.

A little over a half hour after Trump’s post CNN’s Brian Stelter told anchors that the network’s team had not been ejected from the premises. “Certainly, if there is an attempt to remove journalists from the White House, well, our cameras are rolling. I think viewers will see it happen,” said Stelter.

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