ABC News claims embarrassing premature pubaculation on story about Trump boys' looting of Pentagon with no-bid contracts

ABC News claims their pulled story headlined “President Trump’s sons’ investments have won billions in Pentagon contracts since his election” was simply published too early before it was finalized, per Zeteo’s Justin Baragona, which still sounds pretty goddamned fishy considering Disney settled a $15 million nuisance suit with the Orange God Emperor after he was elected.

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