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Republican Maricopa County candidate ends campaign after being arrested for monkey spanking in his truck near daycare center

Republican Maricopa County, Arizona community college board candidate Randy Kaufman ended his campaign Tuesday following his October 4th arrest for public indecency after a cop caught him whacking off in his truck while parked in the lot of a college campus building adjacent to a day care center, KPNX 12 reports. “(Kaufman) appeared to be looking at a cell phone in one hand. I immediately became alarmed as I saw (he) had his pants down mid-thigh…” read the report from the Maricopa County Community College Police officer who responded.

“I fucked up. I’m really stressed,” said the family values party candidate to the cop as Kaufman’s life got considerably worse than whatever the source of his stress was. The matter was referred to the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office for a charging decision. Kaufman could be hit with a felony over the incident due to the proximity to the day care center. “I am sincerely grateful for the supporters and friends I have gathered throughout the campaign,” Kaufman said in a statement to KNPX. “I will never stop fighting to protect the United States Constitution and the values that make America the greatest county in the world,” the true America First MAGA patriot added.

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