Portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un hasn’t been seen in public for at least 35 days, raising concerns among fans that he might be dead or in a coma or something, the Telegraph reports.
Kim has disappeared for similarly long stretches in the past, most recently in 2021, but the upcoming parade for the NK military’s 75th anniversary will be a key moment in determining whether the chunky “nepo-baby” bastard (or a convincing body double) is still alive and marginally lucid.