Important Treasure lady Janet Yellen say America have no more money at end of month, New York Times reports. Big uh-oh. America need more money but very mad hick people in Congress say no more money because we spending too much on stuff for poor people and energy that good for Earth. Very mad hick people don’t like spending if good for Earth or nice to poor people. Big uh-oh.
Not good if America run out of money. America have lots of money but debts too. Debt means owe people money. Debt not good. But debt important for keep banks happy and shouty people who inhale magic white fun powder up noses in bathroom before they shout loud in big room with lots of numbers on walls happy. If they happy then economy happy. Must fix soon or big uh-oh. The end.