This story from Sky News about a murderous and destructive elephant on a years-long rampage in a southern Indian town called “Cumbum” isn’t funny. A man died and you’re just going to laugh and make jokes about the town’s name. The people who decided what to call their town obviously didn’t know English however many hundreds of years ago it was founded, so just stop snickering.
Anyway, it was a total Cumbummer when this poor guy got savagely stomped by this asshole bull elephant – dubbed “Arikomban” – and not even the first time. It’s believed that Arikomban has killed as many as 10 other people and destroyed more than 300 houses and stores in the two southern Indian states of of Kerala and Tamil Nadu. The latest victim was a rickshaw driver just minding his own business last weekend when the fucker came out of nowhere and flipped his vehicle.