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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “little bitch” Lauren Boebert went on Jesse Watters bro show on Fox to do her penance after getting caught on security footage acting like the immature 36-year-old grandmother she is.  LB² tells Watters she wasn’t drunk, that she was just really into the show (and apparently, her date’s pants), and that she’s learned her lesson.  She says, “It is my responsibility to bring levity to my constituents’ lives, never gravity.  Never should my action burden those who I represent, ah, so, ah, I will, ah, work, ah to only bring levity to them and, ah, try to bring as many solutions as possible.”

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