Okay, we admit it. We lied: he didn’t really read from “Penthouse Forum” but after his trauma-inducing recitation of a passage from a gay teen novel a couple months ago, you have to admit it wasn’t out of the possibility that you believed perpetual Foghorn Leghorn cosplayer and Republican matron of the Senate Judiciary Committee John Kennedy of Louisiana wouldn’t try another such stunt.
Instead, the Louisiana Republican decided to badger FBI Director Christopher Wray about why the agency hasn’t acknowledged the legitimacy of “Hunter Biden’s laptop,” which according to Hunter Biden, is not his laptop but just a computer onto which someone loaded his stolen personal information. (As we’ve reviewed here before, just because the files were Hunter’s doesn’t make the laptop Hunter’s.) Not only can Wray not comment on a current investigation, he wouldn’t want to lie before Congress by claiming the FBI confirmed the provenance of the laptop as Kennedy described.