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DeSantis threatens to disqualify Biden in Florida

Heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Saturday told reporters in Iowa he’s been looking into removing President Joe Biden from the ballot in Florida because something something the border, shitty right wing clickbait site TrendingPoliticsNews.com reports.

“To have one election official decide that somebody is guilty of, quote, ‘insurrection,’ when there has not been a criminal conviction of anybody, much less the candidate himself, that opens up Pandora’s box,” DeSantis said. “I’m actually looking at this in Florida now. Could we make a credible case that Biden [should be removed] because of the invasion of 8 million [migrants]?”

Funny how it’s Trump who’s been falsely accusing Biden of somehow directing Maine and Colorado to disqualify him when, in reality, Joe had nothing to do with the decisions, which to Republicans are “an attack on democracy.” The way DeSantis says it, that if he were to win the GOP nomination (he won’t) and successfully get Biden kicked off the ballot in Florida (he probably won’t), then that would be like literally exactly the “election rigging” the MAGA shitheads are accusing Biden of.

And on top of all that “DeSanctimonious” is still acting like Trump’s bitch after all that abuse.

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