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WATCH LIVE: Fat Elvis performs for dwindling audience

8 hours ago

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Santanic cult raids Montreal supermarket

8 hours ago

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Siskel and Ebert Massie and Khanna give it two thumbs down

10 hours ago

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Might’ve been better for Elise if Trump just didn’t post anything

11 hours ago

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President of peace bombs Syria

11 hours ago

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LIVE UPDATES: Merry Epsteinmas!

13 hours ago

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STEFANIK QUITS GOV RACE AND 2026 REELECTION LOL

13 hours ago

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Wyoming Senator too “exhausted” to run for reelection in 2026

13 hours ago

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Thanks for saving the koala, but also kind of no thanks, asshole

14 hours ago

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South Carolina pastor indicted after driving young wife to suicide

15 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Trump holds up some bullshit shiny object to distract from imminent release of all the dirt on his dead ex-bestie Jeff

16 hours ago

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Dems already threatening lawsuits over Blanche’s weaseling

16 hours ago

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Top DOD lawyer told JCOS chair to try retiring if issued illegal order

17 hours ago

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Noem admits first Trump Admin gave Brown maniac his green card

17 hours ago

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Orange Fuhrer gets a little myopic on polling numbers

18 hours ago

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Consumer sentiment “current conditions” at lowest-ever level

19 hours ago

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Todd Blanche really sucks at this Epstein files gaslighting bit

20 hours ago

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Fundraising email declares “Trump is SAD”

20 hours ago

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Singapore adds ass-caning penalties for fraud convictions

21 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Turning Point cult fest

1 day ago

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TikTok sold to MAGA-allied syndicate

1 day ago

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NASA’s DEI hire to hold press conference after eight month ISS stay

1 day ago

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Nutlick says Q2 2026 economy will be “amazing”

2 days ago

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Justice Department racing to redact Epstein files

2 days ago

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There might actually be a person of interest in Brown shootings

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Grandpa surrounded by white coats

2 days ago

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Minister of Information praises most glorious Leader’s achievement

2 days ago

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Lula says fuck off to legislature trying to spring Bolsonaro early

2 days ago

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Christmas pageant camel kicks Texas Megachurch congregant

2 days ago

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“The creation of a penis costs on average in America – according to this data, high quality $150,000 per child”: Top public health official

2 days ago

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The most miraculous resurrection of the Quesarito hath come

2 days ago

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Pope fires MAGA New York City Cardinal

2 days ago

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This tweet is a total game-changer for the American people

2 days ago

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German prosecutors charge eight young Reichsters with terror plot

2 days ago

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Regime aims to put Trump book for kids in Afrikaner welcome pack

2 days ago

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Fox and Friends chills warm feels with nagging, depressing facts

2 days ago

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“He came across a little shouty”

2 days ago

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Bill Hader told Nick Reiner to get lost prior to savage murders

2 days ago

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LIVE: Trump’s stupid end-of-year address

2 days ago

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Regime aims to denaturalize thousands next year

2 days ago

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Dersh pitches Trump on “legal” argument for running for third term

2 days ago

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Fox News reports viewers should use incognito mode on their AIs

2 days ago

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Orange Overlord twice mangles First Amendment in single post

3 days ago

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Significant share of GOP voters credit Biden for good economy: poll

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Trump goes through motions of “dignified transfer”

3 days ago

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Mike Johnson hasn’t lost control of the House: Mike Johnson

3 days ago

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Dan Bongino already turned in his papers: report

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Maybe some sort of healthcare vote in House

3 days ago

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Ex-Harvard Med School body shop chief sentenced for selling parts

3 days ago

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Obamacare extension discharge petition reaches 218 votes

3 days ago

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