Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 2, 2020
No word what Trump’s “recovery process” will look like, but if he follows his own advice, it will consist of:
- Regular injections of disinfectant.
- Periodic dosage of hydroxychloroquine.
- Oleander pills.
- And shoving a UV light up his backside.