🚨 BREAKING 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 THE HUR REPORT IS OUT YOU CAN READ IT NOW IT SHOWS HOW BIDEN ACCIDENTALLY TOOK SOME CLASSIFIED DOCS WHEN HE WAS VICE PRESIDENT AND THEN GARLAND APPOINTED ROBERT K HUR TO SERVE AS SPECIAL COUNSEL BECAUSE HE WANTED TO LOOK FAIR AFTER HE APPOINTED JACK SMITH TO INVESTIGATE TRUMP FOR STEALING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS AND REFUSING TO RETURN THEM AND-
Ahem. The very first two sentences are REALLY going to piss off the fanboys: “We conclude that no criminal charges are warranted in this matter. We would reach the same conclusion even if Department of Justice policy did not foreclose criminal charges against a sitting president.”