The frenzied circlejerk of the MSM-right wing media’s “Biden too old” may be spinning furiously right now with headlines like “Eight Words and a Verbal Slip Put Biden’s Age Back at the Center of 2024,” “For President Biden, the special counsel’s report was a legal exoneration – and a political nightmare,” “Read five takeaways from the special counsel’s report,” and “As her husband faces heightened questions, Jill Biden has been a protective force,” all four of them literally the top stories on the New York Times’s homepage at this very moment. The horserace twats and the Trump fanboys would do well to cherish it, for they are a mere 24 to 48 hours removed from what some might consider to be like the “Super Bowl of psy-ops” as Taylor Swift rushes from a show in Tokyo to cheer on her boyfriend in a really important professional football game in Las Vegas.

Amid an event associated with gambling in kicking off in a city associated with gambling the safest bet of all is that this pending collision of the two news cycles will elicit howls of “Not a coincidence!” to the point where some will say Biden documents fuckup special counsel Robert Hur was somehow in on the Deep State’s plot to minimize the president’s verbal gaffes and memory lapses. The dregs of the MAGA internet will likely turn on their momentary hero, timing the report’s release to the days before the big gambling football game to prompt that collision of news cycles.