Santos to try to fuck over GOP incumbent with independent run

🚨Announcement🚨

After today’s embarrassing showing in the house I have reflected and decided that I can no longer be part of the Republican Party…

The Republican Party continues to lie and swindle its voter base. I in good conscience cannot affiliate myself with a party that…

— George Santos (@MrSantosNY) March 22, 2024

After the cutoff Santos announced that he’s now running as an independent in New York’s 1st District, probably because he had zero chance of defeating incumbent Nick LaLota in the GOP primary for the seat… If Georgie’s still on the ballot while in prison this could theoretically help Dem former CNN anchor John Avlon in November. Theoretically. Santos might just get like zero votes.

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