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Axios maybe trying a little too hard with the self-parody

Post date 4/4/24 at 10:41 am EDT by

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This is uh… We couldn’t even get past the headline and the image to start reading it. What the ever-loving fuck is going on here and in what universe is this a political news column? Holy shit…

…And it really is about Trump DJing parties at Mar-a-Lago. Holy shit. There’s even an embedded Spotify widget of “a sample Trump Spotify list, as conjured by Axios’ Noah Bressner.” Fuuuuck.

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