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Orange Warlord says he wants Biden drug tested before debates

Fat former President Trump on Tuesday called in for another deranged interview with ball-licking AM radio host Hugh Hewitt in which he twice failed to answer a direct question about whether he still supported Israel, instead saying “rhey’re releasing the most heinous, most horrible tapes of buildings falling down. And people are imagining there’s a lot of people in those buildings, or people in those buildings, and they don’t like it. And I don’t know why they released, you know, wartime shots like that. I guess it makes them look tough. But to me, it doesn’t make them look tough. They’re losing the PR war,” which was definitely not what the pro-Zionist shitbag Hewitt wanted to hear.

When asked if he thought Biden would agree to a debate – which Donald has been quite thirsty for lately after skipping the GOP primary face-offs – said he hopes so but “I think what happened is you know that white stuff that they happened to find, which happened to be cocaine in the White House, I don’t know, I think something’s going on there, because I watched this State of the Union, and he was all jacked up at the beginning. By the end, he was fading fast. There’s something going on there. I want to debate. And I think debates, with him, at least, should be drug tested. I want a drug test.” Hewitt then asked “Mr President, are you suggesting President Biden’s using cocaine?”

“I don’t know what he’s using, but that was not, hey, he was higher than a kite. And by the way, it was the worst, it was the worst address I’ve ever seen, the State of the Nation. I’ll tell you, State of the Union, that’s not State of the Union, because he doesn’t represent us properly. That, I can tell you. But he’s obviously, he’s being helped some way, because most of the time, he looks like he’s falling asleep. And all of a sudden, he walked up there and did a poor job. But he was all jacked up.”

This is so fucking stupid that we have to re-live the terrible expectations management job of the Trump campaign and the MAGA propaganda-industrial complex again four years later but here we are with them going back and forth between “Biden’s so feeble mentally” and “Biden’s on drugs.”

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