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Sam Alito sold InBev stock, bought up Miller-Coors during height of Dylan Mulvaney-Bud Light MAGA circlejerk last summer

Far right Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito last summer sold off his stock in Bud Light parent company Anheuser-Busch InBev and bought up shares of Miller-Coors a few months into the manufactured “controversy” over trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney being featured in a marketing campaign for the watery low calorie beer, LawDork.com reports, noting that the transaction spotted in disclosure sheets came a day after “Libs of TikTok” shitbag Chaya Raichik had obtained and tweeted a pic of Mulvaney before she had transitioned, a post that ended up getting more than 8 million views. The article’s writer Charles Geidner sees this as strong circumstantial evidence that Alito was tuned into the Fox News/Breitbart circlejerk over Mulvaney, a conclusion we do not at all doubt, but it still feels like it falls a bit short of smoking gun-y. Better would’ve been if he had done it within a day of the ad campaign first blowing up last spring rather than a few months in.

The far bigger tell is buying up Miller-Coors. Like Alito knew he should have some major brewer of cheap, watery beer in his portfolio and switched to the one without the reaction to the trans influencer possibly causing MAGA terrorists to plant bombs at a production facility which would hurt sales and put a dent in his vacation fund. Post-retirement vacation fund, we mean. He doesn’t have to pay for vacations as long as he’s still working to earn his “reward points” for exclusive getaways.

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