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Not going to lie, we kind of miss Ronna Not-Romney

Like sure, this CNN interview hits all the low notes you would expect from Lara Trump three days after her father-in-law got convicted on 34 felonies in New York City while he’s running a campaign to stay out of prison, like reluctantly telling hardcore MAGAs to stay away from committing violence if the judge locks up the fat fuck and ripping former Maryland Governor Larry Hogan, a Senate candidate vying for an open seat who could absolutely flip the chamber for Republicans alone, simply for saying Americans should respect the justice system in a tweet that was posted before the verdict was read on Thursday. It’s just that we think it would’ve been more funnier if Ronna was in this bit. Maybe it’s just that Lara Trump does a better job at believing her own bullshit. Lara sputters plenty enough but far less than Ronna would have with these questions.

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