Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Horseplaying in the street ends tragically for real this time

9 mins ago

Markwayne concedes Hegseth and Gaetz may not have Senate majority, gets annoyed Dems confirmed LGBTQ Biden nominees

2 hours ago

Trucks full of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila jacked in Texas

3 hours ago

Mike Johnson walks back most of Trump’s campaign promises

4 hours ago

Hegseth paid off sexual assault accuser

16 hours ago

Pharma stocks took a beating on Friday

1 day ago

Fox and Friends B-team defend their dude’s Nazi-ish tattoo

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MAGA Muslims already unhappy with Orange Ayatollah

1 day ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CC

2 days ago

Rudy turns over watches, car to Georgia election workers

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Cantaloupe’s crew reconsidering Fox’s latest abuser for Pentagon

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Blondi to bark at reporters in White House press briefing room

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Fox urges failing chains to close before January 20th

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Johnson commands Ethics Committee to bury Gaetz report

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Mike Pence swings in to oppose RFK Jr nomination

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“Look, Matt Gaetz is a brilliant legal mind”

2 days ago

Steven Cheung considers Pete Hegseth rape matter closed

2 days ago

Nancy Mace ready to spank the monkey testing lab in her state

2 days ago

Four Canadians burned alive last month because Tesla doors stuck

2 days ago

Future First Lady-in-exile debuts new digital grift

3 days ago

Leading US import making big impact with Caribbean Islanders

3 days ago

This is so much better than a veto

3 days ago

Roadkill expert to lead Trump HHS

3 days ago

Four arrested for insurance fraud after biologist determines it was a guy in a bear suit that ripped up Rolls Royce’s interior, not a bear

3 days ago

Cornhole wants to see House Ethics report on Matt Gaetz

3 days ago

Veteran anchor weighs in on Trump’s unconventional cabinet picks

3 days ago

The Onion wins Infowars auction

3 days ago

“Stop shit like this”

3 days ago

Premature explosion ruins date with Brazilian Supreme Court

3 days ago

The Horror

4 days ago

Rudy lawyerless

4 days ago

Joint Chiefs on chopping block: report

4 days ago

Matt Gaetz resigns

4 days ago

FBI raids Polymarket founder’s home

4 days ago

Oklahoma school district failed to protect LGBTQ student who later committed suicide, federal investigation finds

4 days ago

Say hello to Attorney General Rapey McForehead

4 days ago

“Uncommitted” asshole pleads with Biden to do something now

4 days ago

China relieved to see Little Marco lead State Department

4 days ago

John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Washington invaded by otherworldly forces

4 days ago

Orange Hitler tells House GOP to figure out how he can run in 2028

4 days ago

Melania unlikely to move into the White House

4 days ago

Ohio Republican seeks to ban colleges from asking for pronouns

4 days ago

Jones ally to offer 7-figure bid for Infowars at auction

5 days ago

Elect a clown, get a circus

5 days ago

“The only thing I could think of when I heard that Trump won was that my mom is coming home”: psycho Capitol rioter’s daughter

5 days ago

Michiganders “protest” local Diary of Anne Frank performance

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Boaters forced to endure Disney cruise after catamaran sinks

5 days ago

Britain devastated by deer outbreak

5 days ago

Regular guest on Ancient Aliens lands exciting new job

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