Sources tell the New York Times that convicted felon President-Elect Trump is privately telling his minions that credibly suspected statutory rapist Matt Gaetz is unlikely to get the support necessary to be confirmed as US Attorney General but that on the flip side, rejecting him makes it likelier that other criminally insane freaks Robert F Kennedy Jr, Tulsi Gabbard, and Pete Hegseth will end up making it through the process to the respective posts they’ve been nominated for.