Dow Jones sinks below January 20th level

Damn, just a day too late on that monthly “scorecard“: The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed Friday at 43,428.02 per CNBC, just slightly below the 43,487.83 close on January 20th, but down more than 1,200 points in just two days as investors started pricing in a Trump presidency for real.

Pope Francis in “critical condition”

WATCH LIVE: CPAC shitshow, Day 3

“ELON IS DOING A GREAT JOB, BUT”

Missouri Republican intros bill creating pregnancy registry

Movie Night Friday: Everest

Massachusetts teenagers rescued from waist-deep snow

Nice “gotcha” there, you fucking idiot

Acting ICE director sacked

Dow Jones sinks below January 20th level

“This is a deeply personal matter that is being unfairly exploited for political purposes”: Cory Mills’s not-wife after alleged assault

Report: Trump to join Putin for World War II victory parade

Capitol Police arrest Enrique Tarrio

Patriotic Red Stater chooses to celebrate Second Amendment

Judge appoints special counsel to fight Adams dismissal

“Eggs, I’m hearing so much about eggs”

MAGA Congressman Cory Mills under investigation for assault

Ronny Jackson evidently a Paramount+ subscriber

WATCH LIVE: MAGA cosplay fan-con, Day 2

Florida man and alligator both win fight

Orange Asshole lets James Carville get to him

Shoving Jim Acosta out the door sees real results for CNN

Conscientious Amtrak passenger keeps undershirt and briefs on

Hong Kong Democrats no longer in disarray

Fox News reports tiny red dots of liberty cropping up in Blue State

“He had been a supporter of President Trump prior to the layoff”

Canada 3 – USA 2 in Four Nations Face-off Final

Constituents boo Georgia MAGA Congressman defending DOGE

Orange Empire to vanquish Haitian refugees

WATCH LIVE: Orange American hosts Black History Month show

Venezuelan refugees sue Trump regime over status removal

Illinois Sudetenland bill passes Indiana state House

Scorecard February 2025

Moscow Mitch calls it quits

Orange Pharaoh’s first month 5 percent underwater: poll

WATCH LIVE: CPAC cult gathering 2025, Day 1

Fat bastard taunts Canada’s goons

Right wing extremist social media platform blocked in Ukraine

“This sounds to some like a threat to Mr Musk”

Majority says Trump hasn’t done shit to lower prices: CNN poll

New York Post photo editor trying to get fired

FBI warned Thom Tillis about voting against Pete Hegseth

Ninth Circuit tosses Trump bid to remove block on birthright ban

MAGA dickhead intros impeachment articles against Obama judge

Fat dementia patient still believes that condoms for Gaza story

Fox News fan who shot Ralph Yarl dies

Ghoulish incel hisses angrily at your lame “justice system”

Federal government employee pwns the anti-monarchist libtards

Might want to bookmark this one

Real-life version of Home Alone mostly pretty faithful

Far right propagandist identifies huge waste of taxpayer dollars